TotallynotJessica

yup :3

:3

probably :3

No I don't. I've never watched jerma, just absorbed memes about him through cultural osmosis.

I've yet to fuck one, but if I had I'd be proud! I honestly don't think it'd feel that good, so the only real value is the challenge ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Pumpkins aren't sentient and are regularly used for purposes other than consumption, thus using them as a sex toy isn't unethical. If people can use cucumbers as dildos, they can fuck a gourd

definitely! :3

:3

Idk, I think making fun of it is funnier and better at inoculating people against it than not knowing about it.

I interpreted it as a joke, but then again they did pay for Twitter verification

what if hard men makes them hard too? 🤔

B for bigender will see reprimanding, but you'll only lose 50% of your media privileges