TheSpookiestUser

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[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Whenever anyone has been quiet for too long, I try to nudge them with "hey, if you've been speaking we can't hear you" - it's happened to me too many times already

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Exactly, you get it!

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It has the employee keycard for this level of the dungeon

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (4 children)

A gelatinous cube rotates through the area every 8 hours to hoover up any leftover char

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Smells like fey propaganda to me

You can't fool me, trickster

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I feel like we scare our DM with this sometimes, when he takes a single player into another room to discuss something private and comes back to an in-character discussion over how easy it would be to poison a major NPC

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of two sessions ago when my druid learned what a donut was for the first time and commended it for "being extremely calorie dense"

[–] TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You'll laugh until your party goes to their respective homes to turn in for the night and assassins converge on all your locations at once

Never again.

 
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Shillelagh moment (lemmy.world)
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