SinningStromgald

joined 2 years ago
[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

He fits, he sits.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

OR

"I try to convince the ancient vampire to make me a vampire and totally wasn't trying to steal his shiny amulet." roll

DM: bangs head on table He agrees by lunging at you faster than the eye can follow and feel sharp teeth pierce your neck.

Rest of the party shows up and initiated combat. Convinced them for a short while I was fine. The cleric turning up dead, inexplicably, convinced them I wasn't.

It was good fun while it lasted. Never did find out if the ancient vampire was going to turn me or kill me if the party hadn't arrived.

Never mind. I died too.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It is actually kinda sad how long it took your players to realize who they fought.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It was either DnD 2e or Everway but I am not sure which came first.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (24 children)

I'll take one that actually does something about it's pedo problem.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

And it's great propaganda! Unless you are a smart Russian and realize he'll sacrifice as many Russian citizens as necessary to keep up the hoax.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But it shouldn't allow him to call what he does "news" or "journalism". Him, and others like him, should have bumpers before and after every segment that says "the views expressed are purely the opinion of the host and do not necessarily reflect reality or facts" and not at the breakneck speed they used to do those car dealer and drug commercial disclaimers.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Speed cameras? Riot.

Large company does layoffs? Riot.

Taxes? Riot.

Told they shouldn't riot? Also riot.

Riot doesn't work? Revolution.

I love those crazy French bastards!

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And none of the numbskulls who consume his hateful rhetoric will ever believe that.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The question I want answered is: Was this by design?

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago

Good for TechDirt, Muckrock and the EFF for telling Appin and Rajat Khare to go pound sand.

May many crabs find your testicles in need of pinching Rajat Khare.

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