Quacksalber

joined 2 years ago

Putin: Russia will concentrate more military units near Finland in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 years ago (8 children)

>Be Putin
>Announce NATO expansion is no threat
>Pull most troops from the Finnish border, because holy fuck, Ukraine has turned the entire army you had at the start into sunflower fertalizer
>Have all the units you pulled from the Finnish border incur astronomical losses, because you want to present any win at the next election
>Declare Finland a threat again
>Move the broken units back up to the border
>Profit

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Japan denies link between mysterious mass fish deaths and Fukushima release in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the Daily Mail! Such a reputable news source. I was hoping there was at least a shred of credibility behind the story, but I guess not.

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