Patrikvo

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Exposure to gun oil.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Killing your twin in the womb doesn't make you trans, it makes you a highlander.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

First I wanted to ask why you didn't use scissors, but then I remembered how expensive those things are.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

The Social Justice Warrior, leading the fight against social justice!

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

You know how they solved school shootings by making every student use those transparant backbacks? We can use the same material to make pants!