Nougat

These cats both live in Pawnee.

I'm not fat! I'm fluffy-boned!

Another option would be to smear a bit of hot sauce or mentholated petroleum jelly (Vicks VapoRub) on the cords. That might be a better choice, as it should help train against chewing on cords altogether.

Hey. You, reading this: prepare to resist.

It's because Rigby loves the smell of your dad.

I feel like a Wilhelm Scream should be in there.

“What are you doing with our Mama??”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brittany

I finished my lunch one day, cleared off the table, went back downstairs to my office - oops, I forgot something - go back upstairs immediately to find my dog already completely standing on the table, looking for crumbs.

Rat.

Nat 20 let's go

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes.

Weird Al should do a parody called "Nap God."