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The question I have that will never be answered is what happens if she cuts her hair short or dates a man with long hair?

A few possibilities here:

Her boyfriend in prison.
I wonder if they started out as pen pals before he got locked up (ah ha! Entendre doubled!), or if it was like a kittens for convicts situation and she got adopted out.

Maybe it’s a cover and the kisses are a ruse while she passes information from the four-legged liberation front (FLLF, pronounced floof for those in the know). The network is going to extract him soon, once they figure out how to open doors. He likes the idea, in theory, but also likes the scritches that only the monkey-paws can deliver.

I keep wedging things into latches so doors can’t lock behind us.

Greetings from All. I’m a grown up CIS HET manly man, and I can assure you that not all men want to dress like that. I only want to dress like the one on the left, and maybe the one in the middle, if I can find hats big enough for my giant noggin. But only when it’s warm out! I get cold easily.

Real reason: They’re demanding that France make assurances for access to food.

Fake reason: They’re Warhol fans.

Because while his short term rhetoric is anti-Iran, the long-term outcome of a Trump-led kakistocracy will benefit them.