Majorllama

joined 11 months ago
[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Luckily the 2 cats I live with right now are free feeders. They WILL let you know if they can see any part of the bottom of their food bowl or if their water is empty or has a speck of fluff in it, but other than that they are very chill cats in terms of feeding.

My mom's cats growing up were basically raised as dogs so they would beg and pull human food off the table if you aren't looking. Any open glass of liquid would immediately have a cat paw inside it the microsecond you turned around. They would also eat the dog food and chew on the plants. Real shitheads. But we loved em.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I got my entire party arrested for trying to bribe a bartender who was an undercover cop. When I rolled a 1 trying to escape (I was a wind elf) I accidentally set loose a tornado killing all of us instantly.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Except for black cats......

Cause they are spooky.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 72 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just make sure she doesn't chill so hard she accidentally ends up in Poland without permission.

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't let her invade Poland anytime soon.