Johanno

joined 1 year ago
[–] Johanno@feddit.org 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Johanno@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago

You start with a cat and an intact furniture.

Then the cat decides to destroy certain furniture.

You now have a few options.

First: admit defeat and offer the sacrifice to the cat.

Second: provide enough scratch alternatives nearby and make sure to get the cat everytime they start scratching the wrong thing to the scratch tree.

Thrid: throw the cat out of the room as soon it destroys furniture. (scratch tree outside of the room.)

Fourth: be an asshole and cut their claws like a monster that would cut fingers of children.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago
[–] Johanno@feddit.org 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ok so you date two men now? Or are you talking about cats?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a church of konsi here in lemmy?

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am not sure if it costs money, but you could implement captchas.

Or use cloudflare to do that bot detecting for you.

Worst case you make it so you need to create an account to see content.