JasonDJ

Or have Moon Sugar.

Heh my dog just breaks the blinds.

He's neighborhood watch. He doesn't give a shit about the blinds. He's looking out the window no matter what. He has a job to do.

Bathroom? Up the stairs, third reich.

And no hands.

As a teenager I worked on a restaurant.

One day I went in without any sleep and with a lot of weed.

Boss sent me down to get sugar for the pancake batter.

Spent like 5 minutes trying to get the package open. Ended up just cutting the top off with a knife.

Turned out I opened a salt cylinder.

Nah your skeleton is held prisoner by your meatsuit. The other skeletons are just trying to liberate it.

It's an ironic name. Like the burly gangster named "Tiny".

I don't know your political leanings, but this is consistent with the same people who are anti-DEI and anti-anything else that forces equality.

So what's so wrong about forcing equality literally anywhere else? Or, why is it necessary only in women's sports?

Then, going back to the original post, why is Michael Phelps lauded despite having clear genetic advantages?

And shooting.

Maybe you wouldn’t, but IMO that’s half the reason to be a cat.

You’re a fool if you don’t think Sirius Black spent most his time in Azkaban licking his balls.