HexesofVexes

Snake with a hundred mage hands who is actually a detective called "dick-long"?

So the traditional answer here is to ask them to point at the door the other guard will say is safe.

However, I'm curious, does anyone know of any other valid solutions?

"Mom can I have dragon?

"No, we have dragon at home."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_kingsnake?wprov=sfla1

Even better, hug them to death. The Cali King is a natural predator of rattlers!

Gaming, reading, and (rarely, when folks visit) drinking!

I mean, a lot of folks who voted leave are probably dead by now...

Those who voted remain knew this was coming, and still get to live with it.