FlyingSquid

I'll just delete it.

First of all, I'm 47.

Secondly, I didn't get this from Facebook or create it from an AI image generator. If it's AI, it's news to me.

An extremely furry duck?

Chicken? Fishy chicken?

Bowie has that look on his face that says, "next time, I am shaking this fucking hat off the second you put it on me, fucker." And I hope he has a nice Christmas, as do you.

I think you need to understand the concept of neoteny.

Here is a primer: https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/dogs-faces-evolved-improve-connections-people-study-suggests-rcna22362

tl;dr Dogs evolved to be anthropomorphised as our little babies.

He was. Thank you.

I had a doggie named Max. He had bat ears. We called him BatMax. He died over two years ago. Now I miss Max.

Not your fault, obviously.

Ah, I see. This is one of these "I must have the last word" things. How childish. Go for it.

I thought you weren't going to talk to me anymore. I guess that was another lie.

You're free to stop responding any time you like.

You're also free to keep lying.

It's a pretty transparent lie though.

You can easily prove I'm gaslighting by quoting whatever I said that was violent.

You won't, because it was a lie.