DontTreadOnBigfoot

It even smells like the ocean!

We will cure racism through genetic purity!

I remember him making that face, but I can't recall what it was in reaction to

Does anyone know?

Or when I wild shaped to swim directly down the throat of the leviathan

And as soon as one learns Simulacrum, it's all over

For every wizard you see, there's a hundred in the walls that you don't

For me, it's not about risking my pride, it's risking running a shitty game.

I'm not a good DM. I'm not creative, I don't know how to balance shit, and I don't have time to craft any sort of compelling story.

I'm only doing it so that our forever DM can have an opportunity to play the game. So if I drop 40 bucks on a module, I sure as shit want it to hold my hand through it so that I don't ruin it.

Or a mask. As long as he doesn't cut his tongue in the little slit

It's even worse than that.

Most people aren't playing TTRPGs at all, so the ability is extremely limited.

I think I spend too much time on the Internet, because 'bird shit' was not my first guess...

Man, I just like rolling dice and doing silly voices..

I've always liked this skill check reference guide.

It does put free climbing an unknotted rope at 15.

A knotted rope or a rope+wall to brace against is set at 5.