Delta_V

https://xkcd.com/1114/

Roy from Order of the Stick

yeah, I'm MTF - mallard to falcon

Where will you be when the zoomies wear off?

• high probability of being autistic

when you reach high level through spawn camping

As you're out hiking with your cat, a lettuce, and a vacuum cleaner, you come upon a river blocking the path. On the side of the river, there's a boat that's just big enough for you and one other passenger.

The cat can't be left alone with the lettuce.
The vacuum can't be left alone with the cat.

How do you get everyone across?

It's been twenty-two long hard years without food

yeah, the "s" in the title is doing some heavy lifting

thank you

Missed opportunity: "Standard Missile" is an actual weapon, deployed and in use today.

Yeah, I really wish the community would stop upvoting the headline "Dummy says dumb thing!"