AllNewTypeFace

joined 2 years ago
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 37 points 6 months ago

We don’t deserve cats.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 7 months ago

Absolute unit.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Cause I’m worth it, bitch”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 7 months ago

My cat loves to lick plastic, but not actually bite it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 7 months ago

The law is harsh, but it is the law

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 8 months ago

Don’t forget to engage the anti-theft sloth before leaving the car

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It must really eat her up that Trump hasn’t noticed her and put her in charge of some branch of government.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 9 months ago

“am I a joke to you?”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Remember: no matter how faulty you are, he will always be faultier.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 10 months ago

I give my cat (an adult female, about 10yo) two pouches of wet food a day, plus keeping a dry food bowl topped up (i.e. enough that the bottom isn’t visible). She sometimes eats the lot, and sometimes leaves up to a third of a serving, which is then discarded.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Extra spicy, by the look of it

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 10 months ago

I once saw a cat like that at a B&B in Scotland. A tabby who looked like a furry beachball.

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