AdolfSchmitler

joined 2 years ago
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A magic sword that can instantly kill anything it touches but it's stuck in it sheath and can't be removed.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's like when Kobe learned French so he could trash talk Tony Parker lol

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's fair, she seemingly learned her lesson at the cost of her son's life, so people shouldn't pile on. But she is not getting an ounce of sympathy from me.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Sir, our youth unemployment rate is 25%! What should we do?"

"Easy, just stop reporting it. If we don't know what it is then it's not a problem we have to deal with"

Brilliant