My cat is a bastard, a grouchy, always hungry curmudgeon. He does not sing, he yells at you with a voice like Lemmy Killmeister smoking and gargling Jack Daniels.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I totally would hang with your cat! I might even record him and put him over an industrial beat.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Slam poetry style.

Meow,

My life is fart.

Meow,

And if you're smart.

Meow,

You'll fucking feed me!

[–] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love you so much xd

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

¡Egualmente!

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