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Grandventurer Granny (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] megane_kun@lemmy.zip 50 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Wait, why not make her a character who puts up stalls inside the middle of the dungeons (rest stops or whatnot) and makes sure to stock up on necessities adventurers might have missed. Herself being self-sufficient (she's had lots of experience), or has a partner who has the same hobby.

She has very competitive prices--just a small markup for her troubles. And has become an urban legend amongst adventurers as "granny mart". Some rely on her foot cream, others for her home-cooked meals, and still others for her effective home-made potions.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You could have a group of monsters hiding in the shadows just past Granny Mart, who get very confused when the adventurers finish shopping and leave.

It turns out that Granny's health potions just taste so much better than the others.

[–] megane_kun@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Little did Granny know that a component of her home-made potion is both delicious and addictive.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is it cocaine? I bet it's cocaine.

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