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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (19 children)

I’ll point out that the “Jesus and the fig tree” story is a parable. It’s made fun of a lot, but it’s a vicious lesson by someone who was very theatrical in their teaching style. The fig tree is Israel, who were expected by their god to always be in season and ready for their messiah. But when Jesus arrived, they were not in season, and so were cursed to never bear fruit again. It wasn’t an agricultural misunderstanding, it was a lesson and everything that surrounds it gives it context.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also, in the Apocrypha, childhood Jesus turned a kid he didn't like into a tree. Quite possibly... a fig tree.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Jesus was a little asshole. It's pretty funny those works survived.

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